This is really the title of a program coming up on Channel 4 about car drivers in America and links to a marvellous speech from Dogma
Rufus (the Thirteenth Apostle) : "Back in the old days with J.C., we used to walk everywhere. Did you ever hear of a fat apostle?"
So what would Jesus drive? well as my friend Chris said earlier today. He wouldn't. He'd walk. With a staff and without a second shirt.