Courtesy of my friend, Derek, some of life's imponderable questions!
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
What is the speed of darkness?
If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases ?